Nickname?

Assalamualaikum et BONSOIR!

nickname? what's with that title,eh?

Hmm, just to make things short and simple and less annoying, i prefer people to call me by my nickname which is CHoomie (pronounce as, Choo - Mee , NOT CHOMIE or COMBIE,)

why? dont i like my real name?? 

well, I DO LIKE my real name, in fact i LOVEEEEE my real name, it's very unique and eccentric! :D if i could marry my name, I WOULD.. but then, it is ONLY acceptable when teachers, or other crowds that are on the same level as teachers, to call me by my real name..

but friends? just call me Choomie aite, even acquaintances! :)

bcuz, when u guys called me by my real name, as if ya'll are creating this biggggg wall between us and it's kinda hard for me to getting myself closer to u guys.. and it's hurting me inside and out, i feel like the world is being unfair to me, eh wait, what am i blabbering about.. back to the name 'thing', but if ya'll are using CHOOMIE to call me, dude...i'll treat ya'll like i've known ya'll for ages! i dont know, it's not that im being picky or what but that is just how my whole body system works..i dont know.. it's like it's on autopilot or something, when it comes to name..teehee..  i'd like to apologise though if this kind behaviour ticks u guys off, but that's just who i am, i wanna get closer to ya'll and be great friends, but if ya'll just wanna stay as my acquaintances and maybe just school/course mate then, ok... im cool with that.no harms intended.. :D .. but yeah, aint no cakes or cookies will be coming to ur house then. so, make ur choice..  hehehe

but dudes, please..i love making friends! even with strangers... ahaks..! 

so guys please, just call me Choomie.. :) 

yo, my name is Choomie...just Choomie k... and nice to meet ya..hhe